"Go Outside, Worst Case Scenario Bigfoot Kills You" Iron On Patch

$8.00
Go Outside Patch Size: 2.125 X 2.5 For those who like their outdoor advice with a side of dark humor. This embroidered patch reads: “Go outside, worst case scenario Bigfoot kills you.” It’s the perfect blend of adventure, sarcasm, and Squatchy spirit. Made with durable stitching and heat-seal backing, it’s ready to slap on your favorite jacket, backpack, or hat. Whether you’re hiking deep in the woods or just braving the grocery store, this patch keeps your priorities straight: fresh air first, fear of cryptids second. Woven patch.

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Estimate delivery time: 8 - 12 days

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  • Type: Patch

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"Go Outside, Worst Case Scenario Bigfoot Kills You" Iron On Patch - Wander Together Outfitters
"Go Outside, Worst Case Scenario Bigfoot Kills You" Iron On Patch
$8.00

Go Outside Patch Size: 2.125 X 2.5 For those who like their outdoor advice with a side of dark humor. This embroidered patch reads: “Go outside, worst case scenario Bigfoot kills you.” It’s the perfect blend of adventure, sarcasm, and Squatchy spirit. Made with durable stitching and heat-seal backing, it’s ready to slap on your favorite jacket, backpack, or hat. Whether you’re hiking deep in the woods or just braving the grocery store, this patch keeps your priorities straight: fresh air first, fear of cryptids second. Woven patch.

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